FIVE SUPERHEROES THAT CAN’T HAVE SEX

Five Superheroes Who Can’t Have Sex

 Of all the subjects that have been covered on the list-obsessed Internet, this is up there among the strangest:  Superheroes Who Can’t Have Sex.  But yeah, somebody went there.  Here are five of them:

1.  Hancock.  There’s a deleted scene from the movie where WILL SMITH hooks up with a girl.  And technically, they DO have sex.  But he has to throw her off before he finishes, because it blows holes in the roof of his trailer.

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2.  Rogue from “X-Men”.  She can’t even touch anyone else because, she absorbs their memories, strength and physical abilities.

3.  Superman.  He’s just too powerful.  It would be too easy to get worked up in the heat of the moment and hurt somebody.  Besides, he could also have that same problem with EXPLOSIVE SEED as Hancock.

4.  Spider-Man.  He has radioactive blood.  You know what that means?  His other bodily fluids are radioactive, too.

5.  The Thing from “Fantastic Four”.  He’s made of rock.  All over.